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It’s all part of the game; ask Turok. In fact, Therizinosaurs grew up to 30 feet in length. Plus, they had giant claws and their name means “scythe lizard,” which conjures the image of a cloaked Grim Reaper with foot-long teeth and a reptilian tail.

Yet none of that changes the fact that these were basically giant turkeys. Or zebra-turkeys, depending on what tactic the illustrator used to try and make them look less awkward.

Preferred Method of Dispatch: As the geeky fatasses of the late Cretaceous, Therizinosaurs don’t have much going for them in a fight besides those ungainly claws and their ability to fall on you. My advice would be to hurl some rocks at their tiny heads, then run in a zig-zag pattern until they topple over or clothesline themselves on a low-hanging limb.

Nov 19 2009
We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires. We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires. We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires. We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires. We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires. We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires.

We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires.

We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires.

We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires.

We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires.

We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires.

We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires.

Jul 30 2009
Personal Urns combine art and technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations. Isn’t this just a really tacky idea? It’s the type of thing that, despite being ugly and completely ridiculous, could still find footing to take off in the US. Doesn’t this one look like a very poor Hollywood designer’s pitch for the Red Dragon scene where Anthony Hopkins dines on a man’s brains?

Personal Urns combine art and technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations.

Isn’t this just a really tacky idea? It’s the type of thing that, despite being ugly and completely ridiculous, could still find footing to take off in the US. Doesn’t this one look like a very poor Hollywood designer’s pitch for the Red Dragon scene where Anthony Hopkins dines on a man’s brains?

Jul 28 2009
It took me three days to choose which portrait to choose. But check out the rest of Blake Hicks’s homage to The Wire.

It took me three days to choose which portrait to choose. But check out the rest of Blake Hicks’s homage to The Wire.

Jul 18 2009
Jam sandwich.

Jam sandwich.

Jul 17 2009
Party animal. Sausage king. All eyes are always on the man who controls the sausage.

Party animal. Sausage king. All eyes are always on the man who controls the sausage.

Ring toss.

Ring toss.

Jun 30 2009
When dad is a tripod and son is a camera extender. lickystickypickyme: A child is held up by his father during the opening ceremony of the sixth Annual International Cine Fest Petrobas Brazil at Summer Stage in Central Park in New York CityPicture: AP

When dad is a tripod and son is a camera extender.

lickystickypickyme:

A child is held up by his father during the opening ceremony of the sixth Annual International Cine Fest Petrobas Brazil at Summer Stage in Central Park in New York City
Picture: AP
Jun 26 2009
Moistness + Feet = Heaven. iamjohnmack: Me in the bath :D (Sorry for gross/weird feet)

Moistness + Feet = Heaven.

iamjohnmack:

Me in the bath :D (Sorry for gross/weird feet)
Jun 24 2009

This video, entitled A banana scaring the crap out of people, is aptly named. Good stuff.

Jun 19 2009

The annual Webby Awards recognise internet excellence. Strictly speaking, it’s not quite fair since you have to pay to be nominated and to attend, but many still consider the awards to be significant. The real interesting part is each winner is limited to a five-word acceptance speech. Above The Economist reminds us why it is champ in brevity, clarity, poignancy, and finally a bit of fun.

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