when hairiness met sabine
wolfman: benicio del toro anthony hopkins
beefy hunks come to me clad in hair
fruitiness, tanginess, sugary despair
men, come to me
hardened and crusty like toast
spread me like jam - i’ll be the perfect host(ess)
Yet none of that changes the fact that these were basically giant turkeys. Or zebra-turkeys, depending on what tactic the illustrator used to try and make them look less awkward.
Preferred Method of Dispatch: As the geeky fatasses of the late Cretaceous, Therizinosaurs don’t have much going for them in a fight besides those ungainly claws and their ability to fall on you. My advice would be to hurl some rocks at their tiny heads, then run in a zig-zag pattern until they topple over or clothesline themselves on a low-hanging limb.
wolfman: benicio del toro anthony hopkins
beefy hunks come to me clad in hair
fruitiness, tanginess, sugary despair
men, come to me
hardened and crusty like toast
spread me like jam - i’ll be the perfect host(ess)
We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires.
We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires.
We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires.
We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires.
We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires.
We have the date, and it’s July 24, 2010. If you’ve noticed that’s 24-7 and hence the theme of our site, and a running joke my dad likes to remind me of what marriage requires.
Personal Urns combine art and technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations.
Isn’t this just a really tacky idea? It’s the type of thing that, despite being ugly and completely ridiculous, could still find footing to take off in the US. Doesn’t this one look like a very poor Hollywood designer’s pitch for the Red Dragon scene where Anthony Hopkins dines on a man’s brains?
This video, entitled A banana scaring the crap out of people, is aptly named. Good stuff.