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It’s all part of the game; ask Turok. In fact, Therizinosaurs grew up to 30 feet in length. Plus, they had giant claws and their name means “scythe lizard,” which conjures the image of a cloaked Grim Reaper with foot-long teeth and a reptilian tail.

Yet none of that changes the fact that these were basically giant turkeys. Or zebra-turkeys, depending on what tactic the illustrator used to try and make them look less awkward.

Preferred Method of Dispatch: As the geeky fatasses of the late Cretaceous, Therizinosaurs don’t have much going for them in a fight besides those ungainly claws and their ability to fall on you. My advice would be to hurl some rocks at their tiny heads, then run in a zig-zag pattern until they topple over or clothesline themselves on a low-hanging limb.

Mar 25 2009
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Arakawa and Madeline Gins are a couple whose architectural work, based loosely on transhumanism, one Guggenheim curator called a “milestone in the history of conceptual art”. The couple’s practice and future though is in jeopardy as they invested their entire life savings into Bernie Madoff’s infamous ponzi scheme. But what is so interesting about their work? To be brief: achieving everlasting life through an uncomfortable or challenging living space. The couple’s practice and future though is in jeopardy as they invested their entire life savings into Bernie Madoff’s infamous ponzi scheme. Says The Wall Street Journal:

They build buildings with no doors inside. They place rooms far apart. They put windows near the ceiling or near the floor. Between rooms are sloping, bumpy moonscape-like floors designed to throw occupants off balance. These features, they argue, stimulate the body and mind, thus prolonging life.
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